BlueSapphireGamer

Chapter 3 Author’s newt: Hello.  I am the author’s pet newt.  I have taken over the story to make it better, but will not in any way change the characters, plot, or earlier chapters.  The following chapters will be very self-aware, so prepare thine anus for the epicness to ensue. After recovering herself (himself?) from the sun, Diamond Delacy de Glitter RavenStar Karrueche Hikari SmtyDeBeautyFord the so-not-mary-sue strutted awkwardly in a fashion that, originally, was meant to show how hot her booty was. However, due to the fact that she was Ness, she had an extremely flat and small butt that wasn’t attractive to anyone.

 Chap2 Otters noot noot:: tY 4 da gud reveiwwwiwwsss!!!!!1!1!!!!1!!1!1 wen i relezed i was nest,, i ran 2da smsh manshun nad opnd dor. INsid was Ik, mE WAIFUUUUUUU!!!11!!!!1!!11111!!!!!! i GApsed. i sed: u rr mty waifeu!!11!!12 thEN, Ike sed: “Uhh… Ness? Are you alright? You’re talking in really bad grammar and your eyes are… ummm…” sHwe looked at “Ness” whio sed ‘“No becaz i am all WRONG111!!””’’ btu me eys r ok! aNd then i relizidad……………………………………………̷

chap 1 1 dae, i waz waklnign inn da peark wen i sa a blu lite shhinnning bretli ((((((LOLOLOLLOL SSSIIIO+OOOO MENEEE SPENNNING ERRERS, LOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXDXDXD))))_) teh light wsa relee ness tho   I wkled coser adn herd him spek.. he sed: u r me btu tappped ni dif bodee. i WIL FX THE LETTER U!!!!1!!1111!111!!! he yeld. i wsa tehn fild with teh lite o nes adn tarispsrtd 2 da sMesh MENSIOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! aNd i was turd into a nesss!!!!!!!1!!!